May 2012
2 posts
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
So the Musical season in SF is exciting me...
bencachadog:
Book of Mormon <— Went to NYC to try and get rush tickets 4 times… and failed all the times… T_T
Anything Goes <— memorized… never seen
American Idiot <— missed the Berkeley premier by one week because of finals… T_T
Les Miserables <— never seen live
Lion King <— never seen… -____-
Wicked <— again?! lol
… is coming! :)))))) Super excited! Bahahaha! Be...
April 2012
3 posts
March 2012
3 posts
1 tag
February 2012
13 posts
“You fear graduating because you’ll never be with such a big group of people as...”
– FML I’m an English Major (via fmlenglishmajor)
“Your paper is supposed to be 1-2 pages long. You have trouble cutting it down.”
– FML I’m an English Major (via fmlenglishmajor)
F is for...: Fumbly line between love and lust →
effi-mai:
How would you read the above picture? Falling in love is the best thing in the world. Until its not. And having lust for someone but then falling for them can be the best thing too. But then sometimes its not. Because the word ‘unrequited’ can come into the whole equation and blows every happy…
January 2012
3 posts
December 2011
2 posts
November 2011
12 posts
Lol yea I'm Darren and I don't go to the gym...
LOL so true
kissedmequiteinsane:
GO CHECK OUT FREELANCE WHALES!
October 2011
6 posts
Chris Colfer is the only reason I exist.: Conan... →
Haha! How cute!
goobercriss:
To commemorate his one-year anniversary at TBS, Conan O’Brien is taping his late-night show Conan at New York’s Beacon Theater next week, but that milestone won’t be the only cause for celebration. Vulture hears that O’Brien will be officiating an on-air wedding during one of…
September 2011
9 posts
2 tags
Fanfics
School is keeping me so busy that I don’t have time to read any of my Klaine fanfics… I remember during the summer that’s all I did the whole day… Now I’m forced to read three books each week. When will this hellish torture end?!?!
2 tags
09/25/11
09/25/11
Today was such a great day that it warrants a blog here on tumblr :) I had an amazing day with the most amazing best friend ever. We left Hercules at around 7AM, and got to Berkeley at around 8AM to get wristbands for a JANE LYNCH appearance! Why do all the cool people come to Berkeley? Not that I’m complaining, of course :) If any other Glee cast members came I would DIE, but I’m...
I want my adult life to be a mixture of Friends...
ilendyoumyear:
It would be…do I really even need to say it? ;)
AMEN, sister. Amen. <3
